Aren’t a “sweaty butt” fan

Wander for hours wearing a sundress in August

Want smoothing without heatstroke

Want an extra layer that won’t make you sweaty

Have sensitive skin that prefers cotton

Scheduled a Zoom meeting where only your shirt’s visible

Are a total softie, and want your shorts to be, too

Lounge all afternoon, dance-party all night

Might be walking near an airy manhole cover

Are craving coverage without feeling squished

Do yoga in the park

Need a no-pinch alternative to athletic clothes

Are too lazy to put on real shorts

Want that Princess Diana sweatshirt-and-bike-shorts look (#RIP)